ocular geology

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scrapping the gross flaky stuff that sticks to your eye like a cheap glue job

I tried to open my eye and it felt like I had a dead raccoon in there.

My eye looked like a pizza with crust on fire.

I rubbed my eye so hard I thought I'd pull it out.

the act of yanking out the crusty eye goo that makes you feel like you were born in a dumpster

I woke up and my eye looked like it had been hit by a brick.

I tried to blink and it felt like my eye was covered in old spaghetti.

My eye was so crusty I thought I had a third eyelid.

the brutal process of peeling the dried-up eye sludge that makes you curse your existence

My eye looked like it had been dipped in cement.

I had to use my finger like a spatula to get that crap off.

I felt like I was scraping a dead fish from my eye.