Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're too blind to notice the mess going on.

I didn't see the fight until someone threw a chair.

You didn't realize the drama until the teacher exploded.

He was too dumb to know he was being roasted.

2

You're so lazy you can't even look up.

I was scrolling my phone and didn't see the mess.

She was too tired to notice the chaos.

He didn't lift his head until it was too late.

3

You’re stuck in your own head and don’t notice what’s going on.

He was too busy thinking about his problems to see the joke.

She was lost in her thoughts and didn’t notice the explosion.

He was too busy daydreaming to know the prank was happening.

4

You’re too stupid to realize the obvious.

He didn’t see the obvious mess on the floor.

She didn’t know the whole class was laughing at her.

He didn’t realize he was being called out.

5

You're so dumb you can't even blink fast enough to see the disaster.

He didn't notice the trash can was on fire.

She didn't realize the teacher was mad at her.

He didn't see the group laughing at him.

6

You’re like a sleep-deprived potato and don’t see anything.

He was too tired to notice the mess.

She didn’t see the prank because she was napping.

He was so zoned out he missed the whole thing.