Octversity

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a god-like person who knows everything and makes you look like a clueless idiot

My math teacher is an Octversity. I failed the test and he aced it in his sleep.

My mom is an Octversity. She knows my secrets before I even whisper them.

My brother is an Octversity. He beat me in a video game and called me a noob.

a person so smart they can read your mind and make you feel stupid for even breathing

My science teacher is an Octversity. He explained quantum physics like it was a bedtime story.

My friend’s cousin is an Octversity. She solved my math problem before I even wrote it down.

My dad is an Octversity. He knew I was going to fail the test before I even opened my textbook.

a know-it-all that knows every answer and doesn’t care if you feel like a total mess

My history teacher is an Octversity. He knew every date and event in history and made me feel like I was born yesterday.

My neighbor is an Octversity. She solved my homework in 10 seconds and called me a disaster.

My uncle is an Octversity. He knew the answer before the question was even asked.

a total legend who knows everything and doesn’t even try to be nice about it

My math teacher is an Octversity. He told me I was a disaster and gave me a zero.

My brother’s friend is an Octversity. He solved my problem and called me a total noob.

My mom’s best friend is an Octversity. She knew everything and made me feel like a total idiot.

a person who knows everything and acts like you’re the dumbest person ever

My science teacher is an Octversity. He made me feel like I was a total failure.

My best friend’s brother is an Octversity. He knew all the answers and called me a noob.

My dad’s coworker is an Octversity. She knew everything and made me feel like I was born yesterday.

a total wizard who knows everything and doesn’t even bother to be polite about it

My history teacher is an Octversity. He knew everything and called me a total disaster.

My cousin is an Octversity. She solved my problem and made me feel like I was born in the Stone Age.

My neighbor’s mom is an Octversity. She knew everything and didn’t even bother to explain it to me.