octurnal

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You’re so hyper you’re awake eight times a day. You’re like a caffeinated raccoon with no filter.

My dog is octurnal. He barks at 3 AM and then again at 7 AM like he’s got a job.

My mom is octurnal. She texts me at 10 PM, 2 AM, and 6 AM. I’m not even alive anymore.

My brother is octurnal. He wakes up every time he eats a donut.

You’re awake at 8 random times during the day. It’s like your brain has a schedule and it’s never ending.

My sister is octurnal. She texts me at noon, 3 PM, 7 PM, and midnight. I’m literally screaming into the void.

My dad is octurnal. He texts me at breakfast, lunch, and snack time. He’s like a robot.

My friend is octurnal. She’s awake at 8 AM, 10 AM, and 12 AM. I don’t know how she does it.

Someone told me octurnal means you’re up during the day and asleep at night. But I think that’s just a lie to make me feel worse.

My brother said I’m octurnal because I wake up at 6 AM, 10 AM, and 12 PM. He’s just trying to be mean.

My teacher called me octurnal because I was talking in class at 9 AM and 11 AM. I was just tired.

My mom said I’m octurnal because I woke up at 2 AM and then again at 5 AM. I was just eating chips.

You’re always awake and kicking. You’re not just a person. You’re a nightmare with legs.

My dog is octurnal. He barks at 3 AM, 6 AM, and 10 AM. He’s like a nightmare with a bark.

My brother is octurnal. He’s awake at 8 AM and 12 AM. He’s literally a monster.

My friend is octurnal. She’s awake at 9 AM and 2 AM. She’s like a monster with a schedule.