octuple-fourth-cousin

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A person who shares no parents, no grandparents, no great-grandparents, no great-great-grandparents, and sixteen great-great-great-grandparents with someone else. Basically, you're related by blood but you're also a total mess.

My uncle's uncle's uncle's uncle's uncle's uncle's uncle's uncle is my octuple-fourth-cousin. And I still don’t know why.

My octuple-fourth-cousin showed up at the family reunion and I didn’t even recognize them. They looked like a stranger.

I asked my octuple-fourth-cousin if they were related to me and they said, 'We’re all related, but I’m the one who’s actually here.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

A person who has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents, and fifteen great-great-great-grandparents in common with someone else. You’re related, but not by much. You’re more like distant cousins who forgot they were related.

My octuple-fourth-cousin tried to claim they were my best friend. I said, 'You’re not my best friend. You’re my octuple-fourth-cousin. That’s not even a real thing.'

At the family picnic, my octuple-fourth-cousin showed up with a pie and a grudge. I didn’t know what to do.

My octuple-fourth-cousin texted me: 'We’re related. Why don’t you ever talk to me?' I replied, 'Because you’re a mess.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

A person who has no parents, no grandparents, no great-grandparents, no great-great-grandparents, and sixteen great-great-great-grandparents in common with you. You're related, but you're also completely lost in the family tree.

My octuple-fourth-cousin showed up at the funeral and asked if I was related. I said, 'Yes, but not by much.'

My octuple-fourth-cousin called me and said, 'We’re related. Why don’t you ever call me?' I said, 'Because you're my octuple-fourth-cousin. That’s a real thing, but it’s not a good one.'

My octuple-fourth-cousin texted me: 'We’re related. Why do you ignore me?' I said, 'Because I’m not your best friend. I’m just your octuple-fourth-cousin.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago