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Stuff only Octomom or a lunatic can see. Everyone else just thinks you’re high or mad.
My kid has 8 heads. You think I’m lying? I saw it with my own eyes.
She says she can see the future. I say she’s just tripping on too much coffee.
He claims he can read minds. I say he’s just talking to himself again.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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What Octomom sees. It’s like the rest of us are blind, and she’s got 8 eyes to back it up.
I can see 10 kids in the car. You think I’m nuts? I’m not the one who gave birth to 8.
She says she can see the whole world. I say she’s just been up all night.
He thinks he can see ghosts. I think he just forgot to take his meds.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Octomom’s special power. It’s like the rest of us are stuck in the dark, and she’s got a flashlight and 8 eyes.
She says she can see the future. I say she’s just been up for 48 hours straight.
He claims he can see 10 kids in the car. I say he’s just been there for 10 years.
She says she can read minds. I say she’s just been talking to herself again.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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What only Octomom and people with a serious mental issue can see. The rest of us are just going about our day.
She says she can see 8 kids. I say she’s just been in the hospital for 3 weeks straight.
He claims he can see the world. I say he’s just been up for 3 days.
She says she can see ghosts. I say she’s just been in the car for 3 hours.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The kind of vision only Octomom and people who should be in a mental institution can see. Everyone else is just pretending they know what’s going on.
She says she can see the future. I say she’s just been up for 2 days straight.
He says he can see 10 kids. I say he’s just been there for 10 years.
She says she can read minds. I say she’s just been talking to herself again.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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What only Octomom and people who need a vacation from reality can see. The rest of us just live our lives normally.
She says she can see 8 kids. I say she’s just been in the hospital for 3 weeks.
He says he can see the world. I say he’s just been up for 3 days.
She says she can see ghosts. I say she’s just been in the car for 3 hours.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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