octovio

He lifted a cow like it was a barbell and asked my mom out.

My cousin said Octovio could bench-press a cow and still wink at my aunt.

He said Octovio could bench-press a cow and still call my grandma 'honey'.

He beat up a bear and asked my sister to prom.

Octovio could beat up a bear and still ask my cousin’s girlfriend to prom.

He said Octovio could beat up a bear and still ask my mom to a dance.

He defended my girlfriend from a gang of raccoons.

Octovio would fight a gang of raccoons for my sister.

He said Octovio would take on a whole raccoon army for my girlfriend.

He wrestled a bull and still texted my crush.

Octovio could wrestle a bull and still text my friend’s crush.

He said Octovio could wrestle a bull and still send my sister a heart emoji.

He drank a whole keg and still asked my mom out.

Octovio could chug a keg and still ask my aunt to a date.

He said Octovio could drink a keg and still flirt with my grandma.

He punched a brick wall and still asked my sister to prom.

Octovio could punch a wall and still ask my cousin’s girlfriend to prom.

He said Octovio could punch a wall and still ask my mom to a dance.