Octotrician

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The doctor who gets stuck with the messiest mom of all time and has to deal with 14 kids and no idea how they all came to be.

I told my octotrician I was done having babies. He said, 'You haven’t even seen the third trimester yet.'

My octotrician called me a 'human meat grinder' after I gave birth to triplets.

The octotrician walked into the room and said, 'I’ve seen a lot, but 14 kids? That’s a full-time job.'

The guy who has to track every period, every cramp, and every weird body odor from the same woman for years.

My octotrician said, 'You’ve had more kids than I’ve had coffee breaks.'

He asked me if I had a second job as a womb decorator.

He told me I was 'the most unpredictable patient he’d ever had', and that was before I had twins.

The poor doctor who gets stuck with the most chaotic family and has to explain how 14 kids are even possible.

My octotrician said, 'I don’t know how you’ve managed to have 14 kids. I can’t even remember my own name.'

He asked me if my kids had a secret club for multiplying people.

He told me, 'You’re like a human incubator. I’ve seen miracles, but this is a whole new level.'