Octotrade

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When you trade 8 stocks like you're trying to impress your grandma and your broker at the same time

I traded 8 stocks just to show off. Grandma asked if I was done yet.

I bought 8 stocks because I thought I was rich. I wasn't.

Octotrade? That's what I call it when I lose money 8 times in one day.

Trading 8 stocks because you're too lazy to pick just one and too proud to pick two

I traded 8 stocks because I didn't know what I was doing. Now I know I was wrong.

I picked 8 stocks because I thought they all looked good. They didn't.

Octotrade is when you’re confused and just pick a bunch.

When you trade 8 stocks like you're a kid with too much candy and no self-control

I traded 8 stocks because I saw a chart and it looked tasty. Now I’m full and broke.

I bought 8 stocks because I thought they were all going to win. Only one did.

Octotrade is when you're like a kid who eats all the candy and then cries.

Trading 8 stocks because you're too cocky to think you need fewer

I traded 8 stocks because I thought I was a genius. I wasn't.

Octotrade is when you think you're winning, but you're just losing slower.

I picked 8 stocks because I said I could handle it. I couldn't.

When you trade 8 stocks because you're too stupid to know you're doing it wrong

I traded 8 stocks because I didn't know what I was doing. I still don't.

Octotrade is when you're clueless and just hope for the best.

I picked 8 stocks and now I'm stuck with them. I'm stupid.