Octotomatiferous

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Like when you have 8 tomatoes and you’re too lazy to cook but still want to show off.

My breakfast is 8 tomatoes and a bag of chips. Octotomatiferous, baby.

I brought 8 tomatoes to the party and nobody asked me to leave.

My mom said I’m octotomatiferous and I’m not even mad.

When you’re so full of tomatoes you feel like you’re gonna burst, and you’re still eating.

I ate 8 tomatoes and now I feel like a tomato myself. Octotomatiferous.

He’s octotomatiferous and still going for a 9th.

Don’t talk to me, I’m octotomatiferous and I’m not even hungry.

When you’re surrounded by tomatoes and you don’t know what to do with your life.

I’m stuck in a tomato field and I’m octotomatiferous.

She’s octotomatiferous and still doesn’t know what to wear.

He’s octotomatiferous and he still can’t find his keys.

When you’re so obsessed with tomatoes you think they’re better than your friends.

My friend is octotomatiferous and he thinks tomatoes are better than me.

She’s octotomatiferous and she’s ignoring my texts for tomatoes.

He’s octotomatiferous and he just left me for a tomato.

When you’re so tomato-filled you think you’re a tomato and you’re not even wrong.

I’m octotomatiferous and I’m not even sorry.

He’s octotomatiferous and he thinks he’s a tomato.

She’s octotomatiferous and she’s taking over the kitchen.