Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A spider that’s got eight legs and a butt so big it’s like it stole all the thiccness from the whole web.

My dog just ate a spider and now it's Octothicc.

That spider was so Octothicc, it blocked the whole ceiling fan.

My grandma’s spider is Octothicc enough to be a fashion icon.

2

When a spider is so thick, it’s like it’s got eight legs and a side of fries.

That spider looked like it just came from a buffet and was Octothicc.

My brother’s spider is so Octothicc, it's got a waistcoat.

This spider is Octothicc and it's not even trying.

3

A spider so thick, it’s like it’s got eight legs and a second stomach.

That spider’s Octothicc, it’s got enough room for a whole family.

My spider is so Octothicc, it’s got a mini spider in its belly.

This spider is Octothicc enough to start its own gym.

4

When a spider is so thick, it’s like it swallowed a whole pizza and forgot to chew.

This spider is Octothicc, it’s got a cheese layer on its butt.

My spider is Octothicc, it's like it’s got a pizza oven inside.

That spider looked like it just ate a whole pizza and was Octothicc.

5

A spider that’s so thick, it’s like it’s got eight legs and a donut for a brain.

That spider is Octothicc, it’s got a donut hole in its head.

My spider’s so Octothicc, it’s got a donut-shaped belly.

This spider is Octothicc enough to be a donut connoisseur.

6

When a spider is so thick, it’s like it’s got eight legs and a side of nachos.

This spider is Octothicc, it’s got a little nacho in its belly.

My spider is Octothicc enough to start a food truck.

That spider was so Octothicc, it’s got a little cheese on its butt.