octotard

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A person who gets knocked up with eight kids and then expects everyone else to pay for their mess.

My aunt is an octotard. She had eight kids and now she lives in a van.

My mom calls my uncle an octotard because he had octuplets and still owes money.

My teacher said my cousin is an octotard because he had eight kids and still has a job.

A broke person who thinks having a bunch of kids is the best way to get free money from the government.

My cousin is an octotard. He had six kids and still says he's going to have more.

My neighbor is an octotard. She had eight kids and now she's on welfare.

My uncle is an octotard. He had ten kids and still thinks he's rich.

A person who loves Octonauts so much they can't focus on anything else, even if it means failing at life.

My friend is an octotard. She can't stop watching Octonauts and failed her math test.

My brother is an octotard. He missed his job interview because he was watching Octonauts.

My sister is an octotard. She got grounded because she watched Octonauts all night.