octosuck

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Octosuck is when you get eight hard ons at once and you’re paying full price for all of them
I tried octosuck and my wallet cried
My cousin said octosuck was like getting eight middle fingers at once
I asked for a discount on octosuck and got a slap instead
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Octosuck is like getting eight guys to blow you at the same time and you’re paying for all of them like a bad boss
I tried octosuck and my face turned red
My brother said octosuck was like a group project but with dicks
I got octosuck and my pants were soaked
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Octosuck is when you’re getting eight pieces of meat at once and you don’t get any change
Octosuck hit me like a truck and I didn’t even get a tip
I told my friend I was doing octosuck and he ran away
Octosuck is the only thing that can make me laugh and cry at the same time
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