Octosmed

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A tentacle monster that shows up when you’re trying to leave a party and your ex sends you a DM.

I was halfway out the door when my ex slid into my DMs and I turned back into a tentacle monster.

At the club, I saw 8 tentacles attached to my crush and I had to leave before I got dragged into a dance floor fight.

My DMs were flooded with ‘I miss you’ texts and I suddenly had 8 tentacles. I am not okay.

A person who has so many tentacles they take over your DMs and your life.

My octosmed took over my DMs and now I’m stuck replying to 8 different people at once.

I went to a party and came home with 8 tentacles and a message from my crush: ‘You’re my favorite octosmed.’

My mom is my octosmed. She sends 8 messages every day and won’t stop until I reply to all of them.

A monster with 8 tentacles that shows up in your DMs and makes you dance like a fool.

I got a DM from my crush and suddenly I had 8 tentacles. I danced like a fool and now I can’t stop.

At the bar, my octosmed showed up and I started dancing like I was in a TikTok. My friends laughed at me.

My octosmed logged into my account and started sending messages to my crush. I had to dance it out.