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She walks in and the whole room goes silent like a mexican standoff.

I asked her where she was from and she said, 'Where I'm from? I'm from the spice aisle.'

She came to my party and I thought I invited the whole restaurant.

She showed up and the cactus in the corner started weeping.

She walked in and the chips fell off my plate.

She looked at me like I’d stolen her last taco.

She came in and I thought I was at a taco truck that caught on fire.

I asked her if she was hot and she said, 'I’m so hot, I could melt your face.'

She walked in and I felt like I was eating a burrito that was also a fire.