octopussy man

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a blue fanny pack with a pink octopus head that screams like a dying goat when you poke it in the gut

My kid brought this to school and half the class got a panic attack

I squeezed it during a Zoom meeting and my boss thought I was having a seizure

It made my dog run out of the house and hide under the car

a blob of blue nonsense with a squishy octopus face that yells 'I AM NOT A PIZZA' every time you press it

I gave it to my mom and she started crying

It went off in the grocery store and I had to leave

My cat tried to eat it and now it's a monster

a stupid blue blob with a pink octopus for a face that screams like a bad horror movie whenever you punch it

I used it to prank my brother and he ran away

It went off during my yoga class and I fell over

I brought it to work and my boss fired me