Octopussiest

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A person (or group of people) who wiggle their fingers on their face like they're trying to eat a pie and scream like a dying cat.

My cousin is the king of octopussiest. He does it during family dinners and no one knows why.

My teacher called me an octopussiest in front of the whole class. It was embarrassing.

My friend’s dog does octopussiest when it sees a squirrel. It’s wild.

Someone who makes their face look like a mess and yell nonsense like they're mad at the whole world.

At the grocery store, my mom started octopussiest because the bread was out of order. I was scared.

My little brother does octopussiest every time he loses a video game. It’s a thing.

I saw a man on the bus doing octopussiest like he was fighting a ghost.

A person who makes their face look like a spider’s lair and make noise like a broken blender.

During my presentation, I accidentally did octopussiest and my teacher laughed so hard she cried.

My dad does octopussiest whenever he can’t find his keys. It’s a daily thing.

I did octopussiest in the middle of a Zoom meeting and my boss fired me.

Someone who squishes their face and yell like they're arguing with a donkey in the middle of a math test.

I did octopussiest during my math test because I couldn’t figure out what 7 times 8 was. I failed.

My friend did octopussiest in the hallway and got sent to the principal’s office.

My neighbor does octopussiest every morning at 6 a. m. It’s annoying.

A person who makes their face look like a mad lobster and make noises like a goat that just saw a ghost.

My mom did octopussiest at the grocery store because the milk was on the wrong shelf. It was dramatic.

I did octopussiest in front of my crush and now I’m too shy to talk to him.

My teacher does octopussiest when she’s grading papers. It’s weird.