Octopus Stage

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The middle phase when you're too wasted to walk straight but still trying to act cool.

I got to the Octopus Stage and tried to dance like I was in a music video. I looked like a drunk flamingo.

At the Octopus Stage, I yelled at my friend for not bringing chips. He didn’t even know what I was talking about.

I got to the Octopus Stage and tried to text my mom. It came out like a secret code.

That moment you're not fully drunk yet, but you're already making bad decisions.

I got to the Octopus Stage and tried to propose to my pizza. It didn’t work out.

At the Octopus Stage, I tried to high-five a wall. It didn’t feel good.

I got to the Octopus Stage and told my dog I was going to be rich. He just stared at me.

When you're so tipsy you can't think straight, but you still think you're the best person there.

At the Octopus Stage, I told my brother he was a loser. He actually believed me.

I got to the Octopus Stage and tried to sing a whole song. It sounded like a dying cat.

In the Octopus Stage, I tried to flirt with a lamp. It didn’t notice.

The time you're between being slightly drunk and completely wasted. You're still trying to be awesome.

At the Octopus Stage, I tried to do a handstand. I fell and landed on my face.

I got to the Octopus Stage and told my friend he was a bad listener. He was confused.

In the Octopus Stage, I tried to talk to my plants. They didn’t answer.

When you're drunk enough to be silly, but not so drunk you're passed out on the floor.

I got to the Octopus Stage and tried to do a magic trick. I just dropped my phone.

At the Octopus Stage, I told my dog I was a superhero. He barked at me.

In the Octopus Stage, I tried to argue with my mom. She just laughed.