Octopus slap

Current Trending

1 views · Added 7d ago · 3 definitions

Getting your face smashed by your bike like it’s your enemy and you’re too dumb to notice.

My face got slapped by my bike like it was mad at me.

I looked like a sad tomato after my bike hit me.

My bike didn’t care I was riding it. It just slapped me.

When your bike hits you so hard it feels like your face got a free punch from the sidewalk.

My face got a free punch from the sidewalk. Thanks, bike.

I didn’t fall. My bike hit me. That’s the difference.

My face got slapped so hard I got a new look.

Your bike decides it’s your worst enemy and slaps your face like it’s a job.

My bike has a job. It’s slapping my face every time I crash.

My bike doesn’t want me to win. It just slaps me.

I rode my bike. My bike slapped me. That’s how it went.