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A messy, loud, and totally ridiculous act that happens in a shower or pool. The guy grabs the girl like a sandwich and shoves his junk in as deep as it can go. He bounces, slaps her, and makes a loud sucking sound while licking her face like a dog.
My cousin said his octopus sex was so loud the neighbors called the cops.
My mom tried octopus sex in the pool and got stuck on the wall.
My friend’s dog watched his dad’s octopus sex and got a hard-on.