Octopus Porn

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Bob Isis goes absolutely nuts over octopus porn like it's the only thing that keeps him from crying in the middle of the day
Bob Isis: "I watched octopus porn during lunch and now I can’t stop laughing."
Bob Isis texted me: "Octopus porn is better than my ex."
Bob Isis posted: "Octopus porn is my soulmate."
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Bob Isis lives in a world of octopus porn and it's the only thing that makes him not want to die
Bob Isis: "I watched octopus porn for three hours and now I feel alive."
Bob Isis DM'd me: "Octopus porn is the reason I’m still breathing."
Bob Isis's tweet: "Octopus porn is better than my mom's cooking."
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Bob Isis is so in love with octopus porn it's like he's married to it and it's cheating on him
Bob Isis: "I watched octopus porn and now I’m heartbroken."
Bob Isis posted: "Octopus porn broke my heart."
Bob Isis texted me: "I’m divorcing octopus porn."
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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