Octopus move

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When someone tries to touch your junk with all five fingers like they're trying to grab a pizza, but it’s messy and makes you want to scream.

My mom tried the octopus move and it was like she was trying to catch a fish in a toilet.

He did the octopus move and I felt like I was being attacked by a squirrel.

She tried the octopus move and it was worse than eating a whole pie in one bite.

A gross way of touching your member with all your fingers, like you're trying to dig treasure out of a smelly sock.

My dad did the octopus move and it was like he was trying to eat a sandwich with his hands.

She used the octopus move and it felt like a spider was crawling on my face.

He did the octopus move and it was worse than getting stuck in a chair.

When someone grabs your member with all their fingers and yanks like they're trying to rip off your face.

My brother did the octopus move and it felt like he was trying to pull my head off.

She did the octopus move and it was like I was being pulled into a black hole.

He used the octopus move and I felt like I was going to explode.