octopus man

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a person who can't stop having sex with everyone all day long. they're like a dirty octopus with no shame
i saw octopus man at the bar. he had sex with 5 girls in 10 minutes
my mom said octopus man was at the grocery store. he probably had sex with the clerk
octopus man texted me. he said he had sex with 3 guys at the gym today
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a person who shags every human in sight. they're like a walking sex factory with no brakes
octopus man was at the park. he hit on 4 women and 2 men all at once
my friend said octopus man was at the restaurant. he probably had sex with the waiter
octopus man sent me a message. he said he had sex with 6 people in one hour
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a person who can't stop cheating. they're like a pig who eats every piece of food in the whole world
octopus man was at the mall. he had sex with 3 girls in the clothing store
my brother said octopus man was at the movie theater. he probably had sex with the ticket seller
octopus man called me. he said he had sex with 2 guys and 4 girls in one day
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a person who shags everyone everywhere. they're like a dirty beast who can't stop mating
octopus man was at the gym. he had sex with 5 guys and 3 girls
my sister said octopus man was at the coffee shop. he probably had sex with the barista
octopus man texted me. he said he had sex with 7 people in one day
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a person who can't stop having sex with everyone. they're like a walking cockroach who never stops laying eggs
octopus man was at the party. he had sex with 6 girls and 2 guys
my dad said octopus man was at the restaurant. he probably had sex with the chef
octopus man sent me a message. he said he had sex with 4 people in one hour
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