octopus fucking a bag pipe

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A stupid mess made by someone trying to do something while totally confused and probably drunk.
My boss tried to fix the printer while yelling at the internet. Octopus fucking a bag pipe.
My sister tried to cook breakfast while crying. Octopus fucking a bag pipe.
My dog tried to dig through the wall while wearing a hat. Octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When someone is so lost and confused they might as well be an octopus trying to play a bag pipe in a blender.
My friend tried to explain his life while wearing socks on his hands. Octopus fucking a bag pipe.
My mom tried to fix the TV while talking to a ghost. Octopus fucking a bag pipe.
My brother tried to dance while holding a chicken. Octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A total disaster that happens when someone tries to do something simple but ends up being a complete idiot about it.
I tried to fold my clothes while singing opera. Octopus fucking a bag pipe.
My dad tried to mow the lawn while wearing pajamas. Octopus fucking a bag pipe.
My cat tried to open the door while eating pizza. Octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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