octopus fingers

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When your fingers turn into a drunk octopus and type nonsense because you're too wasted to care.

I typed 'butterfly' instead of 'buttermilk' and now my brain is dead.

My DMs look like a toddler threw spaghetti at a keyboard.

I tried to text my mom and sent a poem about tacos.

Your fingers are so wasted they think the keyboard is a buffet and they’re all trying to grab the same taco.

I typed 'I love you' but it came out as 'I lovr u' and I’m not even sorry.

My text looked like a drunk spider crawled across the keyboard.

I tried to say 'meet me at the store' and it turned into 'meat me at the shore.'

When your fingers are too wasted to type straight and end up making a mess of everything you try to say.

I tried to text my friend and sent 'I’m coming over' but it said 'I’m comming orver.'

My message looked like a toddler drew on the keyboard with crayons.

I tried to say 'I’m tired' and it came out as 'I’m taired.'