Octopus Fight

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An octopus fight is when your gut feels like it's being attacked by a bunch of angry octopi, and you can't help but throw your hands around like you're wrestling them. It’s awesome and totally worth it.
I had an octopus fight in math class after the teacher said my homework was a disaster.
She started an octopus fight in the middle of the grocery store because the last avocado was gone.
He had an octopus fight during the final round of the spelling bee because he missed the word 'sesquipedalian'.
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An octopus fight is when your stomach is doing the cha-cha with octopi and you have to show it with your hands like they’re in a wrestling match. It’s the best thing ever and nobody can stop you.
I had an octopus fight during my lunch break after my sandwich turned into a soggy mess.
He had an octopus fight in the middle of a Zoom call because his dog ate his laptop.
She had an octopus fight at the mall because the last pair of jeans was too small.
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An octopus fight is when your insides are screaming like they’re being stabbed by octopi and you have to act it out with your hands. It’s a good thing and you should let it happen.
I had an octopus fight during my mom’s birthday party after she forgot my present.
He had an octopus fight during the football game because the quarterback missed the pass.
She had an octopus fight in the middle of a test because the question was too hard.
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