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Eating with eight arms at once. You’re a monster. Nobody has ever seen it. If you do it, you’re famous.
I saw a guy eat a whole pizza with eight arms. He was a monster.
She ate a burrito with four hands. I called her a freak.
He tried to eat a taco with eight arms. It didn’t end well.
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Using both hands like they have four arms each. You’re a weirdo. Nobody has ever done it. If you do, people will laugh at you.
He ate a hot dog with four hands. People laughed at him.
She tried to eat a burger with eight arms. It was a disaster.
My friend ate a pizza with both hands. He looked like a lunatic.
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Eating with both hands like they have four arms each. You’re a freak. Nobody has ever done it. If you do, you’ll be on youtube.
He ate a whole plate of spaghetti with eight arms. People called him a freak.
She ate a sandwich with both hands. It looked like a mess.
My cousin ate a taco with four hands. People took pictures.
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