Octopus Defense

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A girl’s body starts bleeding out of nowhere just to make you feel like a complete failure.
She ran out of the room mid-lecture because her pants were soaked.
I was trying to impress her, and she just started crying and bleeding at the same time.
He asked her out, and she started bleeding in the middle of the cafeteria.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A girl’s body turns into a meat grinder just to avoid your advances.
She was talking to me, and then she just started bleeding all over my shirt.
He asked her to the dance, and she started bleeding in the middle of the hallway.
She was laughing at my joke, and then she started bleeding all over the table.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A girl’s body starts a war just to save herself from your ugly face.
She was trying to be nice, and then her pants started leaking like a broken faucet.
He asked her to prom, and she just started bleeding in the middle of the parking lot.
She was giving me a compliment, and then she started bleeding in the middle of the class.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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