Octopus death

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Octopus death is when an octopus dies so hard it looks like it was killed by a bunch of angry chefs who didn’t get a tip.

I saw an octopus die so fast it was like watching my math teacher fail a test.

My dog tried to eat an octopus and it died right in front of him. He cried.

My little sister said the octopus looked like it was doing the wave at a concert.

Octopus death is like when your mom yells at you for eating the last slice of pizza, but the octopus gets it worse.

My friend’s goldfish watched an octopus die and it died too. That’s just how life works.

The octopus looked like it was about to cry, but then it just died. No warning.

I told my brother about octopus death, and now he won’t touch pizza again.