octopus clap

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When two women slam their crotches together so hard it sounds like a wet slap and makes the whole room gag.
My cousin and her bestie did this at the pool and it echoed through the whole neighborhood.
They did the octopus clap in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss just stared in silence.
At the party, my friend and her crush did it so loud the DJ had to stop the music.
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When two women grind their vaginas together so fast it feels like a wet slap and sounds like a duck in a blender.
They did the octopus clap in the hallway and the janitor heard it from the other end of the school.
My mom and her friend did it at the grocery store and the cashier almost fainted.
At the gym, my sister and her friend did it and the treadmill next to them started shaking.
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When two women squeeze their vaginas together like they’re trying to break a wet record and it makes a loud wet clapping sound.
They did the octopus clap during lunch and the whole cafeteria heard it.
My friend and her ex did it in the park and it scared a pigeon.
At the sleepover, my cousin and her friend did it and the whole house laughed.
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When two women mash their vaginas together so fast and hard it makes the whole room smell like wet spaghetti and laughter.
They did the octopus clap in the car and my brother almost threw up.
At the concert, my friend and her girl did it and the crowd went wild.
They did it in the middle of a class and the teacher just gave up.
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When two women slam their crotches together so fast it makes the whole room feel like it’s getting a wet slap from a very angry duck.
At the mall, my friend and her crush did it and the security guard came running.
They did the octopus clap in the restaurant and the waiter dropped the plates.
At the sleepover, my sister and her friend did it and it was the best part of the night.
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When two women grind their vaginas together so fast it feels like a wet slap and sounds like a duck in a blender having a screaming match.
They did the octopus clap in the hallway and the principal heard it.
At the party, my friend and her crush did it and the whole room laughed.
They did it in the car and my dad almost had a heart attack.
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