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When you cram two shelled pistachios up your butt and squeeze so hard your enemy gets pinched by the nuts coming out of your ass.

My cousin did this to my uncle at the family picnic and he cried like a baby.

I saw a guy do this in the mall and the security guard got called.

At the park, my friend pulled this off and the kid he pinched ran home screaming.

Using two pistachio shells like butt plugs to trap and pinch someone who doesn't know what's coming.

My mom did this to my dad during their anniversary dinner and he had to leave the table.

At the grocery store, a guy did this to the cashier and she dropped all the cereal.

During a video game battle, my brother did this to me and I lost the game.

When you stuff pistachio shells up your backside and use your ass as a weapon to pinch someone silly.

My sister did this to my brother during lunch and he spilled his soup all over the table.

At the movie theater, a guy did this to the person next to him and they started a fight.

During a school presentation, my friend did this to the teacher and the whole class laughed.