Octopus at the cock buffet

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A guy who eats so much cock at a buffet that he doesn't care if he explodes, and laughs in the face of anyone who dares to judge him.
He ate 12 portions and still went for seconds.
He didn't even flinch when the server asked if he wanted more.
He left a trail of cum on the buffet table.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The person who shows up at the cock buffet and eats like it's their last meal, while everyone else is just nibbling.
He ate three whole chickens and a side of cum.
He took the biggest cock on the menu and didn't even blink.
He left a mess so big, the cleanup crew had to call in backup.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The kind of guy who thinks the cock buffet is a challenge, and eats until he can't walk straight.
He ate so much he had to use the bathroom twice.
He tried to take the whole buffet and failed miserably.
He left a puddle of cum on the floor.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The person who shows up at the cock buffet and eats like it's a holiday, not a meal.
He ate so much he had to sit down.
He tried to take the whole menu and failed.
He left a trail of cum from the buffet to the exit.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who comes to the cock buffet and eats like he’s been waiting his whole life for this.
He ate so much he had to take a break.
He took the biggest cock and ate it whole.
He left a mess so big, the server called in help.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The kind of guy who eats cock at the buffet like it’s his job, and doesn’t even care if he gets fired.
He ate so much he had to take a nap.
He took the whole buffet and still wanted more.
He left a trail of cum from the entrance to the exit.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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