Octopode

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The dumbest way to say more than one octopus. Like they’re trying to sound fancy and college-educated.
My biology teacher said octopode was the plural. I laughed so hard I got a detention.
My friend’s dog thinks octopode is a new kind of pizza.
My mom said, 'Why not just say octopi? Who even cares?'
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A made-up word that people use to sound smart, but it’s just a fancy way of saying octopus plural.
My teacher tried to trick us with octopode. I called her out and got extra credit.
My brother used octopode in his essay. I told him it was just a fancy way of saying octopi.
My friend’s Instagram caption said 'octopode' and I had to explain it to him.
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A word that sounds like it was invented by someone who thinks they’re a genius. It’s just octopus plural, but cooler.
My neighbor used octopode in his tweet. I said, 'Bro, that’s just octopus plural!'
My dad thought octopode was a new animal. I had to tell him it was just octopus plural.
My teacher used octopode on the test. I got it right and laughed at her.
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