octopimp

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A sea slug with a fancy car and a side hustle of giving out blow jobs

My octopimp just rolled up in a Lamborghini and told my fish to shut up.

He’s got a 10 out of 10 vibe and a 5 out of 10 ability to not get eaten by a shark.

He’s like a group chat that’s always on and never stops roasting you.

A tentacled beast who’s got the moves and the money to back it up

He’s got a penthouse under the ocean and a reputation for stealing mermaids.

He just told my turtle he was ‘too basic’ and now he’s crying in a seashell.

He’s got more money than a whale who just got a bonus from the ocean.

A guy who’s got eight arms and eight girls on the side, all of them mad at him

He’s got eight girls who’re all mad at him and one who’s just tired.

He’s like a pizza with eight toppings and zero cheese.

He’s got more drama than a soap opera that’s also a dance battle.