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Getting double-fucked in the ass and the pussy while four more dicks go to town in your mouth. It’s like a creampie party inside you and you’re just the snack.
My mom said I was octopied by my cousins at the family reunion. I still have a sore throat.
He texted me, 'Just got octopied at the strip club. I might need a vacation.'
She screamed, 'I’m being octopied by eight guys and I can’t even eat breakfast!'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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An octopus with 3.14 arms because it’s trying to be cool and mathematical, like it’s got a degree in math and also a life.
My math teacher said the octopus in the problem was actually a smart one with 3.14 arms.
I saw a meme: 'This octopus is doing pi and also being a beast.'
My dog drew an octopus with 3.14 arms. I think it’s a genius.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Trying to make octopus plural but it’s stubborn and doesn’t want to follow the rules. It just wants to be ‘octopuses’ like everyone else.
My English teacher got mad because I said ‘octopuses’ instead of ‘octopodes.’
I texted my friend, 'Why do we even say octopodes? It’s so pretentious.'
My brother tried to say ‘octopodes’ and it sounded like he was talking to a confused parrot.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Octopus plural. Also pi to the 8th power. Also a pie that’s shaped like an octagon. It’s a mathy, tasty, octopus thing.
My math teacher said, ‘Octopuses are pi to the 8th power, and also a pie.’
I drew an octagon pie and called it octopied. My mom didn’t get it.
My friend said, ‘Octopied is a word that means everything and nothing at all.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Sea spiders that look like octopuses but are just posh pies with eight legs. They come fluttering in and make you sound fancy.
My grandma said the octopuses at the beach were actually pies with legs.
I texted my friend, 'I saw octopied pies fluttering in the ocean.'
My teacher said I should pronounce octopi with hand gestures and act like a lady.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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