Octophile

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A person who gets a hard-on for a trans person with eight dongers and thinks it's the most awesome thing since sliced meat.

I saw an octophile at the club. He was screaming, 'Eight penises? That's like a full meal!'

My friend is an octophile. He once asked a guy if he had eight penises. The guy said no. He said, 'Then you're not my type.'

My mom says I'm an octophile because I like guys with eight penises. I said, 'You're just mad I don't like your husband.'

A person who thinks the 1980s were the best time ever, and also loves the number 8 so much it makes them cry.

My uncle is an octophile. He says, 'The 80s? That was the peak of everything. Even the hair.'

My teacher said I'm an octophile because I love the 80s and the number 8. I said, 'That's not a problem. That's a gift.'

My friend is an octophile. He wears a shirt that says '80s Rock' and has eight speakers in his car. He's like a walking neon sign.