OctoNoChildPornOber

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A month where everyone should stop making, looking at, or backing child porn. Started in 2019 by a jokester named Anthony Jeselnik.
I’m not touching that laptop until October is over.
My brother got in trouble for watching it during OctoNoChildPornOber.
My mom said no more kid porn until next year.
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A time when people promise to not make or watch child porn. Started by Anthony Jeselnik in 2019 because he’s a weirdo.
I took a vow not to look at it for the whole month.
My dad said he’d die if he saw one more kid in a porn video.
My sister texted me, ‘Don’t even think about it.’
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A month where you swear off child porn. It began in 2019 by a guy who loves jokes and hates kids.
My friend got a warning from his boss for watching it at work.
I told my brother he’d have to watch it alone for a month.
My mom threatened to throw out the TV if we didn’t stop.
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A time when people try not to make or look at kid porn. Started in 2019 by a comedian named Anthony Jeselnik.
I said I’d eat a whole pizza if I didn’t watch it this month.
My dad got a note from his boss about it.
I promised my sister I wouldn’t look at it for a whole month.
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A month where you stop watching or making kid porn. It all started in 2019 by a comedian named Anthony Jeselnik.
I told my brother he’d have to watch it alone for the whole month.
My mom said no more kid porn until next year.
I got a text from my friend saying, ‘Don’t even think about it.’
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