Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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a pink thing that only a hot mom would have for a kid

My cousin is an octon. He’s got a pink face and a hot mom.

That kid is an octon. He’s got pink skin and a hot mom who’s still smoking.

You’re an octon. You’re pink and your mom’s still hot.

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a pink thing that a hot woman’s kid would be if they had bad genes

My brother is an octon. He’s pink and his mom is hot but he’s got bad genes.

That kid’s an octon. His mom is hot, but he’s pink and ugly.

You’re an octon. Your mom’s hot, but you’re pink and ugly.

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a pink thing that’s the result of a hot woman giving birth to something soft and weak

That kid is an octon. His mom is hot, and he’s soft and pink.

My friend’s kid is an octon. He’s soft, pink, and his mom is hot.

You’re an octon. You’re soft, pink, and your mom is hot.

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a pink thing that’s the only thing a hot woman would ever give birth to

My kid is an octon. He’s pink and my mom is hot.

That kid is an octon. He’s pink and his mom is hot.

You’re an octon. You’re pink and your mom is hot.

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a pink thing that a hot woman’s kid would be if they were born in a candy store

That kid is an octon. He’s pink and looks like he was born in a candy store.

My cousin is an octon. He’s pink and smells like candy.

You’re an octon. You’re pink and you taste like candy.

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a pink thing that a hot woman would birth if she had no self-respect

My brother is an octon. He’s pink and his mom has no self-respect.

That kid is an octon. He’s pink and his mom has no self-respect.

You’re an octon. You’re pink and your mom has no self-respect.