OctoMatt

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A human who thinks crack is a snack and achievements are the only thing keeping him from crying in a corner.

OctoMatt just ate a whole bag of chips and a candy bar for lunch. Still playing huniepop for the achievements.

Sent a DM saying, 'I’m not high, I’m just lazy and mildly confused.'

Tried to explain why he failed algebra by saying, 'I was busy chasing achievements.'

A guy who’s so dumb he thinks getting a 100% in huniepop is the same as getting a college degree.

OctoMatt just yelled at his mom because she turned off his game. ‘You’re ruining my life!’

He tried to propose to his pet goldfish for the 5th time this week.

Texted his friend, ‘I’m rich now. I got 100% in huniepop. That’s worth a million dollars.’

The only person who thinks being high is a skill and being stupid is a badge of honor.

OctoMatt just fell out of his chair while playing huniepop. ‘I was trying to do a backflip!’

He sent a tweet: ‘Crack is my love language. Achievements are my second love language.’

He told his teacher, ‘I can’t do homework. I’m too busy being a crack god.’