OctoHornarian

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A 80-something man who thinks he's still hot and hits on anyone who breathes.

My uncle tried to flirt with the grocery store clerk. He said, 'Hey, baby, want a discount?'

At the gym, he lifts weights and yells, 'I'm still got it, kid!'

He texts his ex every day. 'Still got that fire, baby.'

A eight-armed monster who loves sex and wants to be your new best friend.

He came to my house and said, 'Let's make babies, buddy!'

He pulled out eight arms and tried to grab my mom. 'You're my new favorite!'

He showed up at my school and said, 'I'm here to make your life interesting.'

A eight-armed man who plays the sax like he's trying to seduce the whole world.

He played sax in the park and got 20 people to dance with him.

He played sax in the mall and got a free smoothie from the store.

He played sax at my birthday and made my dog howl.