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A person who can't stop touching someone like they're made of gold and they're going to vanish if you don't hold on tight.
He grabbed her arm so hard during the movie, I thought she was going to get a tattoo of his face.
She touched my shoulder three times in one minute. I felt like a ping pong ball.
He had to hold my hand through the whole concert. I didn't even want to be there.
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Someone who can't keep their hands off people like they're the last slice of pizza.
He touched my elbow so much during the meeting, I thought it was a new company policy.
She had to hold my wrist for the whole ride. I was like, 'Do I need a lifeline?'
He touched my arm three times in one text. I was like, 'Are you a ghost?'
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A person who can't stop touching others like they're the last donut in the box.
She had to grab my hand during the whole walk. I was like, 'Are we married? Or is this a horror movie?''
He touched my shoulder so much during the game, I thought he was trying to start a fight.
He had to hold my hand for the whole video call. I was like, 'This is not a date, it's a hostage situation.'
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A person who touches others like they're made of sugar and they're going to melt if you don't hold them.
He touched my arm so much during the meeting, I thought it was a new company rule.
She had to hold my hand for the whole walk. I was like, 'Are we walking or are we married?''
He touched my shoulder so much during the game, I thought it was a new sport.
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A person who can't keep their hands off others like they're the last candy in the bag.
He touched my elbow so much during the meeting, I thought he was trying to make a point.
She had to hold my wrist during the whole ride. I was like, 'Is this a date or a kidnapping?''
He touched my arm so much during the game, I thought he was trying to start a war.
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A person who touches others like they're the last piece of cake and they're going to disappear if you don't grab them.
He touched my hand so much during the meeting, I thought he was trying to make a point.
She had to hold my shoulder during the whole walk. I was like, 'Are we walking or are we in a love movie?''
He touched my wrist so much during the game, I thought he was trying to start a fight.
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