octoguchi

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a hot monster who also kicks major ass in fortnite and doesn't care if you're ugly or not

"you're not even cute and you're still my favorite octoguchi", tweet from a guy who's been dumped 5 times

"he destroyed my squad in fortnite and now he's asking me out", dm from a guy who's never won a game

"i'm an octoguchi and i don't need a filter to look good", caption on a blurry selfie

a beast who looks good and plays even better and will make you feel bad if you don't

"you're just a regular human and i'm an octoguchi", comment on a post where you failed at fortnite

"he beat me in fortnite and then said i was ugly", text from a guy who's always jealous

"i'm an octoguchi and you're not even trying", message from a guy who's failed 3 times

a super cool monster who rules fortnite and doesn't need anyone else to be cool

"you're not cool until you're an octoguchi", comment on a video where you lost

"he's an octoguchi and he doesn't even need a squad", tweet from someone who's been ignored

"i'm an octoguchi and you're just a background character", dm from a guy who's always second best

a sexy monster who plays like a god and won't let you live it down if you fail

"you failed and now you're just a regular person", comment on a post where you got destroyed

"he's an octoguchi and he's not even trying", tweet from someone who's always second

"i'm an octoguchi and you're just a footnote", dm from a guy who's always forgotten

a monster who looks good and plays even better and won't let you forget you're not one

"you're not an octoguchi and you're never going to be", comment on a video where you lost

"he's an octoguchi and he doesn't even need a filter", tweet from someone who's always jealous

"i'm an octoguchi and you're just a regular person", dm from a guy who's always ignored