Octogram

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A shape that has eight sides and looks like it was drawn by someone who hates geometry and has a grudge against triangles.

My math teacher said I drew an octogram on the test. I said it was a statement.

My mom told me to stop eating pizza like it's an octogram. It's not. It's just bad food.

My dog tried to chew my homework. It turned into an octogram. I cried.

If a triangle had a bad day and took a side-punch from a hexagon, you'd get an octogram.

My dad said my room is an octogram. I said it's just messy. He said messy is a compliment.

I tried to draw an octogram. It looked like a confused circle. My art teacher gave me a D.

My friend's tattoo is an octogram. I asked why. He said it's because he's a rebel.

A shape that has eight sides and is so complicated it makes your brain feel like it's being stabbed with a ruler.

My math test had an octogram on it. I stared at it for 10 minutes. Then I cried.

My brother said his dream was to be an octogram. I said that's not a dream. That's a nightmare.

My teacher drew an octogram on the board. I drew a stick figure. He gave me a detention.

The shape you get when you throw a hexagon into a blender and forget to put the lid on.

My geometry homework had an octogram on it. I threw it in the trash. It didn't stop being a shape.

I asked my teacher if an octogram is a real thing. She said yes. Then she said it's a real pain.

My friend said he saw an octogram in the sky. I said he was high. He said he was enlightened.

A shape that looks like it was drawn by someone who just got out of jail and has no idea what a triangle is.

My dog drew an octogram on the wall with his muddy paws. I said it was a masterpiece.

I told my teacher I didn't know what an octogram was. She said that's not a problem. It's a punishment.

My friend said his cat drew an octogram on the carpet. I said it was the best art show ever.