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the most real man alive, his cock is 7 inches even when he’s sleepy, but he’s got the smell of a garbage can because he won’t wash his stinky body
Man, that guy’s a legend. I’ve seen him sleep with a chicken and still have a hard-on.
He smells like my brother’s sock after a week in a landfill.
He once fought a goat with his bare hands and won. No shower. No soap. Just pure legend.