Octogon

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The stupid way dumbasses write octagon when they can't spell straight
My math teacher said octogon is the dumbest mistake ever. I said it's the dumbest mistake since I forgot my lunch.
My little brother wrote octogon on his report card. His teacher cried.
I got a 20% on my test because I wrote octogon instead of octagon. My mom said I'm a lost cause.
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The name Brian Fantana gave to his weenie in Anchorman, and it's the worst name ever
Brian Fantana's cock is called Octogon. I'd rather be a sandwich than him.
Octogon is the name of his cock. It's like the name of a loser's cock.
Octogon is the worst name for a cock. I'd name mine 'Biscuit' and be done with it.
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The most real man alive, with a cock that's 7 inches even when it's not hard, but he smells like a dead raccoon because he won't take a shower
Octogon smells like a dead raccoon. I'd rather live in a dumpster than him.
He's the real man. His cock is 7 inches flaccid. But he smells like a dead raccoon.
Octogon's cock is 7 inches flaccid, but he smells like a dead raccoon and won't shower. I'd rather be a dog.
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