octogintamate

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Kicking 80% of a group out the door like they’re trash. No mercy. No feelings. Just pure chaos.

The boss octogintamated the team after the failed project. Only 20% got to keep their jobs. The rest got a thank-you note and a door in the face.

My coworker got octogintamated because he forgot to bring coffee on Friday. Now he’s out of the office and I’m stuck with the mess.

The company octogintamated half the staff. The other half got a raise. It was like a prison break for some and a death sentence for others.

When you fire 80% of your crew so fast, it’s like a meat grinder. No time to say goodbye. Just boom, you’re gone.

My old job octogintamated me in the middle of a meeting. I didn’t even get a chance to finish my coffee.

The boss octogintamated the interns because they didn’t know how to use a stapler. It was a disgrace.

They octogintamated the sales team because they couldn’t sell a single thing. Not even a pizza.

Getting rid of 80% of a group like they never existed. It’s like they were never there. Just gone. Poof.

The company octogintamated the office. Now I’m the only one left. It’s like living in a ghost town.

They octogintamated the marketing team because they thought ‘viral’ meant ‘a virus.’

The boss octogintamated the whole department because he wanted to be the only one left. It was a power move.

Octogintamate is when you leave 80% of the group behind, whether they wanted to go or not. It’s the ultimate betrayal.

The boss octogintamated the team because he was tired of hearing their complaints. Now he’s the only one left with a job.

They octogintamated the office because they all wanted to leave. But the boss didn’t care. He just wanted the extra money.

The company octogintamated the staff because they couldn’t handle the stress. Now it’s just me and my coffee.

Octogintamate is when you cut 80% of a group like they’re weeds. No feelings. Just a big trim.

The boss octogintamated the team because he wanted to make the office look better. Now it’s just me and my plants.

They octogintamated the interns because they were too loud. Now it’s just me and my silence.

The company octogintamated the staff because they were all too busy talking. Now it’s just me and my work.