Octogenarian

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A person who is old enough to know better but still has the energy to swear at you for no reason and probably has a bad habit of eating ice cream for dinner.
My grandpa is an octogenarian and still yells at the TV like it owes him money.
My neighbor is an octogenarian and eats ice cream for dinner like it's a religion.
My uncle is an octogenarian and cusses at me for not knowing the meaning of the word 'salsa'.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who is old enough to have seen your parents when they were kids and still has the balls to tell you that you're doing everything wrong.
My aunt is an octogenarian and still tells me I'm doing everything wrong.
My grandpa is an octogenarian and still has the balls to cuss at me for no reason.
My neighbor is an octogenarian and still remembers when the internet was a thing that only rich people had.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who is old enough to know that life is a series of bad decisions and still makes all of them, especially the ones involving food and swear words.
My grandpa is an octogenarian and still makes all the worst decisions involving food and swear words.
My neighbor is an octogenarian and still eats ice cream for dinner and cusses at the mailman.
My uncle is an octogenarian and still thinks he's the best at everything, even though he's wrong.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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