octofist

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Putting both hands in a girl’s snatch, locking fingers like a meaty octopus, then wiggling your fingers like you’re trying to tickle a fish. If you’re feeling fancy, stick your thumbs out to rub her clit like it’s a damn lottery ticket.
My cousin did this to his crush and got called a human octopus for life.
She said it felt like her snatch was being massaged by a drunk squid.
He tried octofist on his sister and got a slap and a middle finger.
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Putting both hands in a girl’s snatch, lacing your fingers like a meaty spider, then wiggling your fingers like you’re trying to get her to laugh. If you’re feeling extra, you can use your thumbs to rub her clit like it’s a damn hot dog.
He did octofist at the party and got called a meaty spider for the rest of the year.
She said it felt like her snatch was being tickled by a grumpy octopus.
He tried octofist on his girlfriend and ended up with a broken thumb.
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Sticking both hands in a girl’s snatch, locking your fingers like a meaty crab, then wiggling your fingers like you’re trying to catch her. If you want to go all out, use your thumbs to rub her clit like it’s a damn candy bar.
He did octofist on his crush and got called a meaty crab for the whole semester.
She said it felt like her snatch was being jiggled by a drunk crab.
He tried octofist on his ex and got a slap and a funny look.
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