octodeco

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Octodeco is the number 80. It’s like when you’re old enough to know life is trash, but still have energy to complain about it.
My grandma is octodeco and still texts me at 2 a. m.
This pizza has octodeco slices. I ate them all. My stomach is screaming.
I’ve been working here for octodeco hours. I’m a ghost now.
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Octodeco is a group of 80 things or people. It’s like when you’re stuck in a room with 80 people who all hate you.
There were octodeco kids in the gym. It was a nightmare.
My boss made me do octodeco tasks. I’m a robot now.
There’s an octodeco band playing. I’m crying.
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Octodeco is a big number used for ages or big batches. It’s like when you’re old and you’ve had enough of everything.
My grandpa lived to be octodeco. He died in peace, I guess.
This factory produces octodeco boxes of cereal every day. I vomit.
This class has octodeco students. I’m dead.
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Octodeco is a number that makes everything bigger and more annoying. It’s like when you’re stuck with 80 things and you can’t escape.
This party has octodeco people. I can’t breathe.
My mom bought octodeco bags of chips. I’m fat.
There are octodeco songs playing. I’m deaf.
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