octodaddy

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the king of all octos who gives you vibes and also hits you with a tentacle

I saw octodaddy in the hallway and he gave me a vibe so strong I cried

He hit me with a tentacle and said 'you ain't ready for this'

I asked for a vibe and he gave me a vibe and then a slap

an octo who acts like he's your dad but he's just there to flex

He said 'I'm your dad' but he's just flexing

He flexed so hard I got a headache

He flexed in front of my mom and said 'this is my kid'

the octo who gives you vibes and also hits you with a tentacle and says 'you're not ready for this'

He gave me a vibe and then a tentacle and said 'you're not ready for this'

He hit me with a tentacle and said 'you're not ready for this' and I cried

He gave me a vibe and then a tentacle and I got a headache